What actually happened:
Cleaning lady found him naked and passed out on the floor and had to call the property manager to wake him up and throw him out.
The review I wrote:
Overslept the checkout time by an hour, but left quickly when woken. Otherwise a fine guest.
One Reply to “Naked, Passed Out on the Floor”
OMG, this is hilarious. That’s a very kind review. Why weren’t you more harsh?